June 2012
codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
believed:
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
me: *is happy for 2 seconds*
me: *is sad for 40592835239857 hours*
“When I think about myself,
I almost laugh myself to death.
My life has been...”
– “When I think About Myself”- Maya Angelou
rydellk:
rydellk:
i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it
true fashion
mechastreisand:
does the “i licked it so it’s mine” rule apply to boys????
2 tags
WHEN ITS SWIMSUIT SEASON
howdoiputthisgently:
hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles:
My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didnt know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”
1 tag
if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog
person: hey remember that time in middle school when you--
me: no
do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
When I get emotionally drunk
adventuresinfratland:
May 2012
spaces-faces-places replied to your photo: Got a hot date with y’all
WE R TWINZ
DIRTY SOUF